30 Things ALL men do........
#1
February 9, 12:43 pm
30 Things ALL men do........
1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.
2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.
3. Set off early, And arrive late.
4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.
5. Fart and be proud.
...6. Put a sick joke as our status.
7. Beep at girls.
8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.
9. Call everyone mate.
10. Dance back from the toilet.
11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.
12. Check our phone for no reason.
13. Have a jar for loose change.
14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.
15. Moan about the weather, when inside.
16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.
17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.
18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.
19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.
20. Call every woman darling.
21. Check our phone, Again.
22. Piss in the shower.
23. Fart in the bath.
24. Lie about our dreams.
25. Give our car a name.
26. Laugh at the disabled.
27. Masturbate, Apparently
28. Lose the house keys, at home.
29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.
30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms
All times are GMT. The time now is 8:54 pm.
Coming very very shortly