Priceless!

A man writes a letter to his wife...

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for 7 yrs and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been too much. Your boss called and told me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You came home, ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.

You don't tell me you love me anymore. Either your cheating on me , or you dont love me at all......

Whatever the case is, I'm gone....

                                           Your EX-Husband!

P.s. Don't try to find me, Your sister and I are moving to west virginia together. Have a great life alone!

  so the wife replies with a letter..................

My Dear EX- Husband:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true that you and I have been married for 7 yrs, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping.  Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, and the first thing that came to mind was, "You look just like a girl!" But, my mother raised me  not to say anything if you can't say something nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my sister, I stopped eating pork seven yrs ago.

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed 50$ from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.

So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to  Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the full filling life you always wanted...

My lawyer said that with the letter you wrote, you wont get a dime from me, so take care

YOUR EX Wife - Rich, Free, and alone for the MOMENT

P.s. I dont know If i ever told you this but Carla my sister was born Carl. I hope thats not a problem...